What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 23:58

From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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